Protien douche

Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien
I got my protien douche this morning. Shawn really knows how to shove it in...
by Frickenfina August 15, 2022
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douche tannel

one who is currently acting douchy, but isn't really a fulltime douchebag. his douchiness is transient.
1)Danny: Zach, stop fucking talking to me.
Nick: Danny, cut it out you douche tannel.
by jimmy durante January 30, 2009
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milk douche

When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.
Last night Ried milk douched 2 times.
by Stinky1995 October 24, 2017
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Croc-o-douche

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.
My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.
by Cbd23 October 17, 2016
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Douche Cloud

1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.
Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.
by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017
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douche clouder

Someone who insists on blowing huge vape clouds everywhere they go just to show off their mod. And be a douche about it.
Dude, check this out. *blows big cloud in my face* Dude, you can't see my head, can you? ...damn Douche Clouder ..
by Dr.Coxx March 07, 2015
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Douche brother in arms

One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole
by Mr. John Flick'o the wrist January 13, 2011
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