Chocolate cock

A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.

Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.

by H. Jefferson June 1, 2018

Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

chocolate rock slide

Upon withdraw from anal sex, the penis is followed by a full bowl movement.

Ex: "I was giving Ashley that sweet anal when she returned with that chocolate rock slide."
"Gross."

by aquacatpro December 28, 2016

Chocolate Waterslide

When lesbians scissor while one or both have explosive diarrhoea.

"Me and Stacy did a Chocolate Waterslide after that curry last night."

by Gigs_1 September 30, 2022

Chocolate skull

The act of defecating into the mouth of a willing recipient, or the receipt of said act.

"Rimming just isn't doing it for me anymore. Give me a chocolate skull."

"I got a chocolate skull on Saturday night and I'm still picking corn out of my teeth."

by Kimbelina September 30, 2011

Chocolate shower

It’s like the act of a golden shower, only for the rear end however.

“Did you see that?”

“Yea, they look like they dove in the mud?”
“Yep, but there’s no mud around here, they had a chocolate shower”

by Fat lizard April 15, 2023

chocolate

"Chocolate" is the slang term for "brown". It's because the Indonesian word "cokelat", shares the same etymology as the English word "chocolate" and encompasses both meanings within a single term.

I painted the walls with the color of chocolate to give the room a warm, cozy vibe!

by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025