Lickypoo

A term used to describe when a dog sniffs and licks your ear for a very long time.

My dog jumped on my bed this morning and woke me up 2 hours before I usually wake up, he got on and starting licking my ears nonstop. I told him to get away and to stop with the lickypoo.

by PilgrimKid April 7, 2023

Licking Someones Pig Pen

Cunnilingus

A: Whats rosie doing over there?
B: She's just licking someones pig pen

by mrtallguy May 3, 2023

Lickety Split

It’s that game where you lick the tip of my penis while trying to avoid me punching you in the mouth. If I win, I punch you in your pretty mouth. If you win, you get punched in the mouth. Either way, you get a split lip.

For Christmas my family likes to do all the usual things. We exchange presents, have a nice dinner, sing carols, and play games like Lickety Split.

by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023

licking the Pringle

Cunilingus on an older woman who is a little drier and crustier. There are different flavours available ranging from ready salted, through to chilli.

Keith was brushing flakes out of his beard for days after his night with Doris where he’d been licking the Pringle.

by Baron Taffy June 9, 2023

lickroll

To cheekily insert the lick into a song or piece of music. It's used as a "gottem" in much the same way the rickroll is.

"Fuck, the violinist in Ruscel Torres's Field of Hopes and Dreams cover just lickrolled us at 1:56"

"imma throw a lickroll into my new song just for the meme"

by troglodytic June 22, 2023

lickwid

Da spurts of love-juice da result from a gal's liberally applying her warm wet delightfully-abrasive taste-buds to a guy's painfully-engorged love-pipe.

Eliciting lickwid from an eager stud can indeed be off-da-scale delightful for both you and him, but you should first consider whether you are willing to swallow --- or at least suck up and then spit out in a suitable locale --- said DNA-rich load when he does "let loose", so as to avoid a huge mess.

by QuacksO July 4, 2023

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023