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Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.
Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??
by QuacksO April 2, 2020
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step-co-father-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's father.
2- Child-in-law's stepfather.
step-co-father-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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great-granddaughter-in-law

Great-grandchild's wife.
great-granddaughter-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's aunt's husband.
My co-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 6, 2021
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Peyton's Law

A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"

However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."

Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.

Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."

Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
by Netyop September 8, 2020
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Levi's law

Any application that is written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in Rust.
My friend: Hey, this app's backend is written in node
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!
by Manganhedenbergite January 22, 2024
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