You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!
One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of shavingmug. Relative-without-designation-in-law (RWD-in-law).
by Kapokapo July 15, 2024
Get the relative-without-designation-in-lawmug. 
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by unknownnumber 2.0 April 30, 2025
Get the law by mikemug. 
Get the half-co-uncle-in-lawmug. My cousin-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the cousin-in-lawmug.