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Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class
ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers
by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019
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stepfather-in-law

Spouse's stepfather.
stepfather-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Trump's Law

Being told "No" or limiting rights because you don't like the idea or outcome.
Wrong, wrong, you're not right because I say so...

Trump's Law states I can do what I want because I'm always right, but not always, I always win tho...
by ReVo5000 June 24, 2020
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half-co-sibling-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's spouse.
My half-co-sibling-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Thoiser’s Law

Thicc thighs does not always guarantee thicc booty. Some bootys are flat but have thighs so thicc that you think their booty is big.

Thicc booty does not derive from thicc thighs. That is because booty thiccness are vertical with thin thighs.
I used Thoiser’s Law to calculate if she had a big booty or not
“The thick thigh theory”
by Roadman Rajesh March 3, 2020
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run afowl of the law

To break one or more rules regarding our feathered friends.
One needs to regularly read up on current statutes regarding bird-hunting so as not to run afowl of the law.
by QuacksO February 7, 2021
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Tower wizards law

An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.
In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.
by Blueboy$ December 7, 2022
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