bar in the law

Refers to a block or obstacle that prevents the user from attaining his or her goal. A sort of happy coincidence.

Bill: "Man, I can't marry Bianca until her bitch sister gets hitched!"
Will: "Neither can I!"
Bill: "Well, I guess this bar in the law makes us friends."
-Taming of the Shrew

by Coffee Grounds March 4, 2008

Law of more

if some is good, more is better

the some could be anything, more pressure, more speed, more rocks, really anything

"That isn't flowing very well, why don't you apply the law of more"

"operator turns up the pressure"

" that's flowing much better now"

by poopstain-ca February 26, 2010

Girlfriend-In-Law

When your sibling screws you over bad and can't treat them right, Switch sides.

My girlfriend-in-law came up from Georgia to spend the week with me.

by Ripley2025 August 15, 2025

Sunday's Law

It's a study method where you use tests to study instead of using books to study for an exam or test

I haven't been able to study properly but I think Sunday's law will help me a lot

by Student@R November 23, 2022

Enforce the law

A euphemism used to represent rapid and massive deportation of undocumented immigrants in the United States. In 2016, Republican presidential candidates Donald Trump and Ted Cruz were often quoted as saying "I will enforce the law" when asked about their stance on illegal immigration.

Federal immigration law says, if we apprehend an individual who is here illegally, they are to be deported. I will enforce the law. -- Ted Cruz

by definelab August 21, 2016

friend in law

When two people have the same level of friendship with a mutual but they exist in different contexts of the mutual's life. The two can and likely do cross paths from time to time, but without the mutual the two have no unique connection to one another.

Ex: my best friend from college and my best friend from my hometown are friend in laws

Girl 1: Are you coming to my bachelorette party this weekend?
Girl 2: Yes! And I'm so excited to finally meet my friend in laws!!

by flashmobgary September 19, 2024

Tall Law

Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.

If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.

“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”

by YokoOhNo October 6, 2020