douche

Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...
I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.
by pseudonym and other such names November 23, 2009
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Douche

R, Z's ex-boyfriend. Also known as a FUCKTARD that messed with my friend's heart. =P ♥I love you Z♥
RYAN, YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
by xoxobellaxoxo615 May 17, 2010
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Without realizing it, a term one uses to identify a guy who gets better quality tail than they do.
That guy from the gym that Jenna has been hanging out with is such a douche.
by testacular April 07, 2016
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i need a douche!

your a douche!
by urban dictionary user like you October 02, 2011
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Douche

(a) Verb The cleansing of the vaginal region.
(b) adjective A person who has acted particularly stupidly or is just an idiot. (n.b. this is the main use of the word in common society)
I Had a cheeky douche the other night was getting a bit clammy
by raaaaazclut July 08, 2010
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A nickname for a kid who looks asian but isnt
Hey douche”. “Hey”
by Lemonjuiceboiyo September 25, 2020
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you are a douche.
by hype beats October 29, 2018
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