When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
A fail commited by a douche, usually talking with a nerd, which causes complete embarassement to the douche.
Douche: Do you know this program called firefox which is 10 times more awesme than IE?
Nerd: Do you know that I've been using that program since I was 11 years old?
Douche: oops, I think I just made a douche fail
Nerd: Do you know that I've been using that program since I was 11 years old?
Douche: oops, I think I just made a douche fail
by MrJackV8 February 02, 2010
When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
by Always 777 June 13, 2011
1.A dumb ass, idiotic person.
2.a non-clean situation,where you are dealing with a person of limited amount of brain cells.
2.a non-clean situation,where you are dealing with a person of limited amount of brain cells.
by Lilloopy1 December 05, 2008
1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
by Dee (snap) anderson October 31, 2022
by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009
A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.
by Babardouchebaginator May 15, 2010