hanging mexican

The tiny bit of shit that hangs on your arsehole hairs right at the end of taking a dump.

“Josh I had the most annoying hanging Mexican today”

Josh - “what’s a hanging Mexican?” .........

by Xante January 18, 2018

Mexican salsa yes

"Mexican Salsa Yes" is a phrase created by Smosh cast member Amanda Lehan-Canto, in an episode of the Smosh spin-off podcast Smosh Mouth. It was originally used in an older video of young Amanda on an internet food show.

"I LOVE margaritas. Sweet, tangy, mexican salsa YES."

by francisgoose January 26, 2025

Mexican

A mexican is a person that is not legal in any state off america and eat burritos tacos and like nachos.

"hey look at that mexican over there" " Hey cut my grass you border hopper" Mexican says"Si senor."

by dicandbauls April 21, 2023

Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

Mexican Hotbox

Similar to an Indian hotbox, except it's when you and the lads eat too many tacos and turn that car into a heaping cloud of swamp ass.

"Holy shit Taylor you better slow down on that Taco Bell, or were gunna be in for a stank Mexican hotbox later.

by Tightassnoswass August 24, 2016

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021

Mexican book

When you shit in a library book and light it on fire then piss it out then you return that book to the library wait for somebody to find the pages I had to shit on it and close it in that nerds face

Haha you shit in that mexican book

by Desi Drake December 19, 2019