Simp

A simp is a sucker imitating my profession

He says he is a PimP, but does the most umPimPish and unscripted nonsense. He cuts deals, Fucks on hoes that don't pay him and scared to check the butch when she is wrong,etc....He can never be more than a simple simp.

by King Carlos16 May 4, 2018

Simp

A simp is a person who says they're over a girl to their bros but then posts them on whatsapp. If one were to sum it up it's a Zondo basically.

Zondo you is a simp

by The person who is a human March 31, 2020

Simp

A man that commits to a woman who has children from another man; A man that allows another man to raise his children.

He's letting her new boyfriend simp his kids

by Macheteman September 18, 2020

Simp

A simp is a person named Chloe or Bob or Cholo

Chloe is simping over julie after her dick fell off

by Burnt chicken strips March 28, 2020

Simp

Super alpha male that can do anything for girls. Hoping to get some head

Look at that simp paying money on a girl online.

by Normal alpha male July 7, 2020

Simp

The opposite of a Pimp. A male who will offer money to a female because she looks good but she has no interest in him whatsoever.

Josh is spending too much money on her and not getting any play. He is definitely a Simp!

by NavajoSavage August 10, 2022

danny simp

Is a SIMPle guy and awesome human.

Bulchetfialia with danny simp and ur momma.

by La bulchet June 18, 2021