Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.
by Ron Damint July 13, 2017
Get the Mattress Bearing Bitchmug. by Debskelly1985 April 21, 2023
Get the bear fruitmug. he’s the most heartwarming person ever. booty bear is a bigggg teddy bear on the inside and outside( fluffy man). he never fails to acknowledge your feelings. being around him makes you feel very safe and at home.
i miss my booty bear a lot he was my safe place but not anymore. don’t be like me don’t leave your booty bear.
i miss my booty bear a lot he was my safe place but not anymore. don’t be like me don’t leave your booty bear.
by Totomwaheynas September 24, 2023
Get the booty bearmug. The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel
by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019
Get the Smokey the bearmug. When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.
I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!
by Oral of the story August 14, 2022
Get the Colorado bear trapmug. This is a term used to a large group of friends/best friends and often used in discord chats or alliances.
by Number1pookieuser July 7, 2024
Get the pookie wookie cookie bearsmug. Guy 1: Oh look! I found my two favorite Care Bears just lying around over there!
Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?
Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?
Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!
by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019
Get the Care Bearsmug.