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smol beans

Someone who is ugly and should never appear on the face of the earth.
Smol beans are ugly.
Smol beans are weird.
by Lilopoopoo August 9, 2023
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Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.
My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.
by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015
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Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack
Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.
by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025
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Bean

Someone (or something) you kinda just wanna pick up and protect for the rest of your life.
"Bro my sibling is a fucking bean if anything happened to them I don't think humanity would live to see what happens next"
by Bedge April 25, 2020
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Jelly Bean

A GREAt person who is soft and nice no homo
Some Gay: Who Jelly Bean
Me: Best person to breathe
by iamnotgay1 September 22, 2017
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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
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Singing to the bean

When you’re playing a video game and one of your teammates is playing really bad even though you know they have the potential to do better
Mark: Bro idk whats going on with my aim
Lester: Thats because you’re singing to the bean
by KingTA3 January 1, 2021
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