Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

silk milk

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do it do it do it do it do it like this silk milk

by niofweriqpahefo[pbqpibfbufwepa January 27, 2023

Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.

“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

by broiledeggs July 22, 2021

What are people that put milk first

Very weird.They don’t have brains.

Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)

by Cereal first April 23, 2021

The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.

Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!

by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Big Milk

Cool shit, good shit, Dope asf homie, swag, cash money, biggie balling.

Person1: found a sick dying rat, tryna fuck it?

Person2: big milk bro, let's fuck that rat while it's still warm

by Big milk no skim July 12, 2024