Spoiled Milk

When spunk on a chicks face and she doesn’t clean it off so it gets all hard and smells like spoiled milk.

Emmet:I did a spoiled milk on my bitch last night
Dillon:ewww sick

by Cookingwithpoo August 25, 2021

Milk

When dad realise it's their time to shine and leave to another family or live their life.

Son- Where did dad go mom?
Mom- He went for milk since we ran out. He'll be oit for a while....

by Jennifer Cox November 14, 2020

milk

DRINK MILK

person 1 i love milk

person 2 why

person 1 its good for your bones

by meepmerf January 28, 2022

milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

Milk Club

An exclusive five dollar a month social circle within tech institutions where the engineers gather in a dimly lit kitchen around the "special" milk fridge. They gather in a cult like circular fashion while softly chanting "in code we trust, in coffee we bust".

Steve: *head nod to signal kitchen milk club meet*
Jim(Whispers): "Code has been reviewed and I'm ready to bust"

by notANitelEmployee May 9, 2024

Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.

“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

by broiledeggs July 22, 2021

Milk the Carrot

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.

Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"

by Con con July 22, 2017