Fortnite

A game used by all guys that have no life. This game takes away the attention of all their girlfriends. It’s a waste of time and as soon as the next game comes in it will be history. All the guys spend their time posting their victories that no one in this world gives a shit about and be prepared to loose your girlfriend after this.

Guys: hey I’m about to play fortnite I’ll text you later

Gf: Dont even text back stay with your stupid game you asshole

by Alois30 May 11, 2018

fortnite

just bunch of sperm trying to survive and winning over the egg, then suddenly you were born

tbh fortnite was a good game until you came along and ruined it for everyone

"i be flossin I be flossin"

by like you@ March 4, 2019

fortnite

bad

guy 3: DURR I LIKE FORTNITE!

Guy 1: *loads shotgun with malicious intent*

by catlord111 September 12, 2020

Frick fortnite feburary

the month where you cannot play Fortnite until march. If you log on Fortnite, that counts as a strike. You will have 3 strikes. Don't f*ck this up.

Are you competing in Frick Fortnite Feburary

by andioop3 November 5, 2019

Fortnite

A game where a bunch of 8 year old kids swear their heads off because their mum wont let them buy money

Kid 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite
Kid 2: Sure
Kid 1 kills kid 2
Kid 1: Shit on

by Cooperlikespizza August 19, 2020

Fortnite

A thing that taints one's soul and is so annoying that I will shoot the next person who talks about it.

My "friend": FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE
Me: I will put you out of misery. Goodbye, old friend. (uses pickaxe from Minecraft to kill him and purify his existence)

by Smart People of Earth November 26, 2019

Fortnite

A game where shitty 8 year old kids can rest their 1 cm long dick on.

CANCER is fortnite

by STFU AND STOP GETTING AIDS July 11, 2018