Mikhail's law

Mikhail's law is when you get rejected and move on to a new woman. It is also when you get dumped you date someone new the next day. This law is not usually effect boys named Mikhail but was named because a boy named Mikhail Mawlynnong, Meghalaya who was rejected many times and was picked up by a unknown white man visiting the small town when he heard some girls talking about Mikhail.

"It must be Mikhail's law" said the friend.
"You got Mikhail's law my friend"

by A urban Canadian May 29, 2023

Jeffery's Law

When a good pull in The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) happens, it is impossible for a party consisting of the same players to not wipe to Looper and/or Pantokrator in phase 1 of The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) immediately after

person 1: Dude.... I can't believe we wiped to panto after that p6 pull.

person 2: That's Jeffery's Law for you man, it has to happen

by Noepng April 13, 2024

Man-In-Law

Term given to the person that your wife/girlfriend is have an affair on you with.

Ray found out that not only was Jamaal a family friend but he actually was his man-in-law.

by Dr.Reals94 August 06, 2023

Man-in-law

When you steal your sister/brother partner

Grace is Lacey sister but they don’t talk no more because Jess is grace man-in-law

by February 21, 2024

Man-in law

When you steal your sister/brother partner

Grace is Jess man-in law.

by February 21, 2024

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

2C-in-law

1- Second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's second cousin.

My 2C-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 07, 2021