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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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LET THEM EAT CAKE

And when the Queen heard that the poor of Paris could not even buy bread, she said LET THEM EAT CAKE
by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 7, 2025
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eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.
“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.
by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023
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National eat out your gf

On valentine day you eat your like a good cooked biscuit
I love Valentine's day for national eat out your gf
by Austin Davis 573 353 8436 December 5, 2021
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Eat a fruit roll up off it

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed
"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"
by anonymous July 31, 2024
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eats more than caseoh

When something ‘eats’ it’s really good. Caseoh (the gif) (an YouTuber) eats lots of food so when something eats more than caseoh it ‘eats’ a lot aka is really really good.
Eg. Your outfit eats more than caseoh!
by Lululemon girl January 14, 2025
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Gabe eats a bread day

It is the day where Gabe eats a bread
by Gabe the eater of a bread June 30, 2022
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