A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.
by Joji_666 February 13, 2024
Get the whataburger wet wipemug. by MrsMittens January 30, 2017
Get the wet mittenmug. The act of licking your entire palm into a nice frothy lather then smearing it on an unsuspecting friends face.
by Hourswillgetyou February 28, 2016
Get the wet philmug. Cumming on a girls face then blasting her face with a hand full of powdered sugar.
Similar to antiquing.
Similar to antiquing.
I nailed this smokeshow the other night and when I pulled out, she let me nail her face with the old Wet Zeppole
by Ccs2233 November 24, 2024
Get the Wet Zeppolemug. When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.
Credit to Jason vest on instagram
Credit to Jason vest on instagram
Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024
Get the whataburger wet wipemug. 
by SomeOne4421 December 7, 2017
Get the Wettedmug.