"One time I havld to use the bathroom and I walked in on Sabrina and Cassie Mexican Lava Cakeing in the handicap stall"
by Satsuki Kiryuuin June 2, 2018
Get the Mexican Lava Cake mug.A Mexican Revive is when you slap the shit out of someone (presumably knocked over or unconscious) so hard that they wake up and immediately resume whatever it is that they’re doing
Billy: Holy shit! Eduardo is knocked the fuck out!
Ted: Easy, just Mexican revive him. He’ll be up in no time.
Billy: No way this works.. (slap)
Eduardo: Lessgo!
Ted: Easy, just Mexican revive him. He’ll be up in no time.
Billy: No way this works.. (slap)
Eduardo: Lessgo!
by Ol’ Mustard Wrangler July 26, 2022
Get the Mexican Revive mug.A Mexican sureño gang started in Mexico settled in Milwaukee ,Wisconsin, back early in the 2000’s
Has been involved in two big federales crimes to big time drugs trafficking to murder many Mexican posse member were big time drug dealers , and many went down for murder they hate c14s and Latin kings, there handshake is dropping the crown, they’re a deadly gang and many of them are in federal prison
Has been involved in two big federales crimes to big time drugs trafficking to murder many Mexican posse member were big time drug dealers , and many went down for murder they hate c14s and Latin kings, there handshake is dropping the crown, they’re a deadly gang and many of them are in federal prison
by anonymous March 7, 2024
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Last night Jill, Rob, and Robb had a Mexican cuck off. They stared at each other for hours until someone broke and starting jerking.
by Cuckin-cousins May 25, 2024
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When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.
by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022
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Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023
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This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.
"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"
"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"
"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"
"I HATE YOU"
"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"
"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"
"I HATE YOU"
by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022
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