Murphy Law

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.

Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.

by fxlesaint December 2, 2019

Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a girl ranked in between a mans confidence and total attractiveness.

For example: if there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a 7

“What do you think about James”
“Looking at Hoppe’s Law, he will probably get a 7”

by Professor Ho November 25, 2020

Trump's law

for every action you do, there is a tweet of yourself highlighting your hypocrisy.

Trump's law

>Dude, trump hired another globalist.

> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?

>Yeah he tweeted that.

by juasjuasie June 3, 2017

nightmare law

The agreement to cause chaos with oneself or others without regard of any consequences.

Let's go nightmare law on those losers.

by Avarix April 7, 2009

first-cousin-thrice-removed-in-law

1- First-cousin-thrice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-thrice-removed.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Jursimprudence law

An internet argument law like Godwin's Law. It states that any person who tries to use a real-life degree in an unrelated argument loses the argument.

Having a Ph.D. in Biology might qualify you for a debate on Evolution, but you fail if you try to use it to show how much you know about Crossdressing.

by Omnicrom May 29, 2005

great-grandchild-in-law

Great-grandchild's spouse.

great-grandchild-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024