AVA DAY

DO WHATEVER AVA WANTS EVERY DAY

RANDOM HOE: NO IM NOT KILLING MY CAT FOR YOU

ME: ITS AVA DAY
RANDOM HOE: OH FUCK SORRY KITTY

by Nixysm November 14, 2020

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Weird of the day

Daily handpicked words on urbandictionary.com. These chosen words are admittedly clever, but are marked by the fact that no one actually uses these words in real life. Probably just some bored schmuck noticed a pun and then reverse created a definition that sort of fits.

Easily identified by being an entry with just one definition, though, inexplicably, it is popular enough to make the front page.

Samantha: "I'm in such a 'manager trois' that my 'bio-illogical clock' is stressing me out! I need some 'boytox' or at least to indulge my 'netaflixia,' stat!"
Jessica: What the hell are you talking about?
Samantha: Oh don't you read the urbandictionary.com word of the day? I do and I am so cool because of this simple fact
Jessica: You're not as cool as you think--those are just "weirds of the day"

Me: Poo parkour? Blogosfear? MeDD? Who picks these things? What a weird of the day.

For further examples, see this post.

by Alison King April 12, 2013

4kt day

December 15th is a day where we all act like yb.

“I told that boy abt what he said” 4kt day

by Glock out December 15, 2020

Dustin Day

When no matter how nice you are to your friend named Dustin he just blows up at you for no berries in whatsoever and nothing you do can make him happy for that day

Keep clear of Dustin today hes having a Dustin day

by Stevehi October 25, 2019

smash day

Day for sex.

"Guess what Baby?" "What?" "It's smash day, get the condoms!"

by Mikey3434 November 27, 2014