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Lumber jacking

When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.
Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?

Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!

Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?

Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?
by Adam Demamp November 3, 2011
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jack handy

a term used to describe one who chronically jacks off
his name is phil, but it should be jack handy
by chris Washington October 16, 2005
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jack fuck

The art of titty fucking. Fucking a girls "jacks".
So remember that chick I took home Friday? Anyways, she ended up letting me jack fuck her that night...
by Rosco Pico-train July 11, 2006
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half jack

"Half Jack" refers to a person who is gender confused, and possibly considering sex change surgery. A person who either feels that they are of the wrong gender, or that they are half male and half female.
Mary was really into Tom at the party last night, but she wasnt aware that he's "Half Jack" and had no interest in her.
by Scott the Heirophant February 9, 2008
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Double Jack

Either during sex at orgasm or while your 'one night stand' is asleep.
the idea is you cum and shit all over your partner at the same time giving you and your partner your weird sexual jollys. if your partner is asleep then you do the same process without waking her up and leave her alone in her house/flat, so she wakes up with shit and cum all over her body, make sure you give her a fake name so she cant track you down.
Ex1 - dude i was banging this chick lastnight and she asked me to double jack all over her face!

Ex2 - hey i had this one night stand lastnight and when she was asleep i doublejacked all over her body and i went back home!
by Reiss "The Sex" Jones May 5, 2008
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New Jack

Term used to define a new Corrections Officer, usually a rookie.
Yo that dude is a new jack, he don't know shizat.
by thedarm May 7, 2008
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Jack knife

farting while holding ones leg creating a very loud fart.
Wow that jack knife was sOoOoOo loud!!1
by Adam D. April 24, 2006
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