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Luis' Law

A law in the UK affecting Uruguayans.

The law has 4 main elements

1- unlike the rest of the population, you are not innocent until proven guilty, and will be deemed guilty if a claim is made against you, even if by someone with a proven track record of lying and making false claims against people.
2- if a red nosed scottish git demands it, you'll receive double the punishment afforded to an Englishman for the same offence.
3- anyone is allowed to assault you at will without any "official" deeming there to be any rules or laws broken
4- even if you are not standing ahead of a man in a blue shirt, you will be deemed to be.
Wow, he nearly cut him in two!... oh, hang on, no, it's him, according to Luis' Law... "no foul"
by Cheating Utd Supporting Ref October 28, 2012
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great-grandpibling-in-law

1- Great-grandpibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's great-grandpibling.
My great-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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klan in law

Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.
by dERvMD July 18, 2017
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Exemption From Law Clause

Guys, you really gotta read those terms of service.
Hym "The explicit intent of the exemption from law clause is to prevent you from using false allegations and civil suits to anything that would be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. Whatever happens in response to your failure to adequately credit or pay me with resume until the circumstance that you do anything that could be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. That's what it's for."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
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Manson's law of avoidance

Manson's law of avoidance says that, the more something threatens your identity, the more you will avoid it and I (Manson) bring this up in terms of what are the pieces of information that we protect ourselves from because ultimately, like grasping onto some sense of certainty, it's a means of protecting our ego from perceived threats and so, Manson's law basically says that, the more threatening something is, the more we will become certain in things that will help us avoid dealing with that truth.
An extension of Manson's law of avoidance is that, we should define ourselves as loosely and ambiguously as possible because the less defined ourself is, the less we need to cling to defense mechanisms or faulty ideas to protect ourselves. This is fundamentally a Buddhist idea, the idea of no self, if there is no such thing as self, then there's nothing to protect and there's nothing that you need to be certain about in the first place.
by AnonAmish97 June 22, 2023
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great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's spouse.
My great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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co-cousin-in-law

Spouse's cousin's spouse.
My co-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 6, 2021
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