I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 27, 2023

eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

Eating in the Dog

Eating in the dog occurs when the woman is on the bed on all 4's like a dog. The man approaches the bed and with a slight bend at the waist goes in and eats.

Honey, go wash your asshole I'm eating in the dog tonight!

by KneeGrows1234 May 7, 2019

eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.

“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.

by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023

eating good

getting a fuckton of very poggers information

us splatoon fans eating good this month

by Galaxiewolf February 13, 2024

LET THEM EAT CAKE

A message of Gluttony

And when the Queen heard that the poor of Paris could not even buy bread, she said LET THEM EAT CAKE

by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 7, 2025

Eat a bucket

Eat a bucket of dicks, much like eat a bag of dicks but a whole bucket is needed. Not to mention you’re probably pissed while saying it. Equivalent to saying fuck you, or mind your business.

Joe: Hey Ronnie, you need a nap bro!”
Ronnie: Eat a bucket.
Joe: WTF does that mean?

Ronnie: Eat a bucket of dicks, big ones!”

by FondleMii March 21, 2023