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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
mugGet the I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!mug.

Eat Chicken You're Gay

On October 20th if one eats chicken they are considered to be gay.
If you eat chicken you're gay dude don't eat it!
Guess I'm gay...
by Alexa Jannett October 20, 2021
mugGet the Eat Chicken You're Gaymug.

eating cat

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me
by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017
mugGet the eating catmug.

eat a man

suck a dick equivalent to telling someone suck a dick or smd
by kylekilledyou September 13, 2021
mugGet the eat a manmug.

I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.
I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.
by Rokett March 27, 2023
mugGet the I eat our own dog foodmug.

eating the mic

When someone playing a video game puts their mouth so close to their mic it sounds like they're eating it.
Guy: I caught a kid eating the mic while playing Fortnite.
by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021
mugGet the eating the micmug.

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