highness scale

The scale of how high you are from 1-100

And increase as you get higher and higher

Person 1: what are you on the highness scale
Person 2: I’m like a 185

Person 2: no wait I broke the scale I’m a 321

by Shirli May 20, 2019

Sad Scale

~Verb

A unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include "happies".

Sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. Generally the scale is on a standard 1 - 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the current situation of which you are tryng the describe.

It can reach levels of infinate sadness if the current situation is to traumatising to comprehend.

The phrase Sad Scale comes from the adjective sad which means, adjective of feeling or showing sorrow; unhappy.

Example 1:
Housemate #1: "OH MY GOD!!! the WiFi is down, I'm 300 sads right now"
Housemate #2: "I know, how can I approve words on urban dictionary now"

Example 2:
Friend: "Will Smith just retweeted me, Im 10 Happies right now"

by Gazzardo March 3, 2015

The Ines Scale

the rating of different driveways using a driveway that is very rough and requires a 4x4 vehicle.

me-“Hey dad, we have to take steve home.”

dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”

by 123beetree June 9, 2019

Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

The KT Scale

A scale for rating how crazy a person may be, this scale can be any increment or measurement, but the higher the KT score the more crazy a person could be.

"Bro, you can't go out with her again, she's like a 50 on the KT Scale. I bet she's a lizard human or refers to her pets as "Kids"."

by GingerBeardHuman April 11, 2022

the redonc scale

A scale from 1- 6 of redonculous things or actions, 1 being the least redonc and 6 being the most redonc.

Wo that cd was a 3 on the redonc scale
That triple backflip was a 6 on the redonc scale

by shredsor October 23, 2008

Scaling the Fish

Oral sex performed upon a female. Aka "eating out".

"I enjoy Scaling the Fish, but only if I get dome first."

by Shaquan Johnson September 30, 2008