A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
by terd-dul hed October 26, 2003
Get the turtle headmug. A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.
Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:
"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."
Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:
"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."
Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
by corprip April 20, 2006
Get the box turtlemug. by patty wagon January 11, 2009
Get the totally turtlesmug. by 3k racer May 6, 2005
Get the 1st and turtlemug. 1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.
2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
by The Watcher April 3, 2003
Get the peeking turtlemug. Turtle Boy refers to a statue in downtown Worcester, Ma of a boy either riding or "riding" a large sea turtle.
According to the city of Worcester and those few souls left in this town with a degree of snobbishness, the boy is riding the turtle.
According to anyone who passes by it and looks, the boy is fucking that turtle and the turtle is giving one hell of an "o-face!"
Proponents of the riding theory point to the fact that the boy, while naked, has his penis hidden by the turtle.
Proponents of the "riding" theory point to the fact that yes, the penis is hiden...in the fucking turtle.
While the turtle is making an "O-face" the boy is smiling slyly and smacking the ass....er shell I guess.
Strangely enough, the statue was made by the same guy who did the Lincoln Memorial in DC....which makes me think something is seriously sick about the Lincoln Memorial in DC.
According to the city of Worcester and those few souls left in this town with a degree of snobbishness, the boy is riding the turtle.
According to anyone who passes by it and looks, the boy is fucking that turtle and the turtle is giving one hell of an "o-face!"
Proponents of the riding theory point to the fact that the boy, while naked, has his penis hidden by the turtle.
Proponents of the "riding" theory point to the fact that yes, the penis is hiden...in the fucking turtle.
While the turtle is making an "O-face" the boy is smiling slyly and smacking the ass....er shell I guess.
Strangely enough, the statue was made by the same guy who did the Lincoln Memorial in DC....which makes me think something is seriously sick about the Lincoln Memorial in DC.
There is no way that the statue is anything other than a boy fucking a turtle. Everyone who sees Turtle Boy knows that it is a statue of a boy fucking a turtle.
By the way....this is no joke, seriously, Worcester has a statue of a boy fucking a turtle
By the way....this is no joke, seriously, Worcester has a statue of a boy fucking a turtle
by Thropy April 7, 2009
Get the Turtle Boymug. Omnipotent supreme being. Creator of all. Looks like a horse with a turtle shell wrapped around its body, wears a crown to signify its dominance. has flames shooting out of its rectal cavity, no reason has been explained. very skilled at many different things including making sandwiches. Killed the dinosaurs because they ate his big bowl of cream cheese. The only time it has cried is when Scar killed Mufasa in the Lion King. Horse Turtle invented x box live among many many other things (everything, random facts are funnier than simply stating everything). Horse Turtle is also Bowsers brother in law. Was a one time member of the APA.
by BBrown08 April 3, 2009
Get the Horse Turtlemug.