Mystery Driver

Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.

"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.

by Brayn January 17, 2013

Tapioca Mystery

Your face is plunged in Tapioca pudding, and you receive vaginal sex

Me and daughter Shelby had a lot of fun going on a tapioca mystery

by McthicclesZachy January 11, 2019

mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet

Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom

by Tractor Tom April 21, 2018

mystery shart

Verb
When you can’t decide whether the fart is gonna be a shit or a fart.

Gary: Hey Luke, did you hear that Don got fired?
Luke: For what?
Gary: He got the mystery shart

by broomstick handle March 16, 2022

super mysterious rape machine

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides

i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined

by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025

mystery jackson

I'm really like mystery Jackson's
Music.

I'm really like mystery Jackson's music.

by Latin homosexual April 12, 2019

mystery trend

We don't know what it is. What is it? I don't know. Do you? What a mystery! Why a mystery? Why a trend? What a trend? How is a mystery a trend? Is the trend a mystery? Is it actually a mystery trend? Is it playing with us? Are they playing with us? Are we playing ourselves? Are we creating the mystery? I don't know. Do you?

Q: Why is the "mystery trend" never mentioned in Julian Cope's song "The Mystery Trend"?

A: The mystery train is on its way.

by Binggan March 31, 2024