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Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
by groovybill October 21, 2010
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Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape
My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years
by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024
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agent d

Zack is Agent D - he is the Don the D the doski, the doskivich, donovan mcnabb, doolie g, donny the doski don don doo doo dee dee.
Don D is agent d, hes the donnest of d's
by marskyy February 3, 2021
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Surreal Estate Agent

1. Someone who tries to kill someone by making them do it themselves.

2. A psycho murderer who is also vegan.
The surreal estate agents have showed up to every one of my gigs this year, they want rent in blood.
by Big John & the Boys July 2, 2018
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Coon Agent

Coon Agent is the cognitive of Coon and agent; with coon meaning to act as whites (who came up with the term) expect for a black American to act, usually in obedient and stereotypical ways. For instance, they will dance, joke and display a big smile while never being serious about serious issues.

An agent is a representative of someone else, with the agent in the visible or public role with their names and faces put in public to represent the ideas, aims and goals of their employer. The employer is almost never seen, or is rarely seen or heard from, leaving the agent to handle all of the bad things. Putting the two words together, produces a Coon Agent; a employed agent or representative from another who goes against their people, who is a coon by default simply by allowing themselves to be used.
Tariq Nasheed is a Coon Agent for attacking Africans, Caribbeans and black Americans on behalf of his white masters. He never attacks his masters, which shows him to be both coon and agent.
by Coon Watch February 24, 2025
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Agent-plexing

The act of juggling multiple AI agents across different projects — reviewing outputs, fixing weird hallucinations, approving follow-ups, and keeping the bots from collectively losing the plot.

Like multitasking, but every “task” has its own personality and opinion about the prompt.
Sorry I missed your call — I’ve been agent-plexing three ChatGPTs and a Claude all morning.
by ManfredMacx October 14, 2025
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Ramp agent

Weight and commodities accountant for a high speed aluminum tubing company
That guy is a ramp agent down there loading bags.
by LDrat January 29, 2022
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