A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
Jimmy: Matty is kinda hot
Girl 1: Yah I know, he looks nice
Jimmy: are you going to ask him out?
Girl 1: No duh
Girl 1: Yah I know, he looks nice
Jimmy: are you going to ask him out?
Girl 1: No duh
by Matty_Fatty June 14, 2022
by THA October 23, 2013
A absolute legend who has really cool ears and is great at rapping and basketball who deserves all the respect he gets and more.
“Your cooler than me Matty”
by John Danels Doe November 22, 2021
Literally the best man I’ve ever meet in my life. Mattis is very sensitive, always loyal to his friends, moreover he prefers to have few but sincere friends. He is very attached to his family, he loves them very much. In love, Mattis is the best lover, he is romantic, cares about you. When he chooses you, he is sure of himself! Meeting a Mattis is a chance and being in a relationship with it is awesome.
- What’s your boyfriend name ?
- Mattis !
- OMG you’re too lucky I’m jealous. I need a amazing boyfriend too 😩
- Mattis !
- OMG you’re too lucky I’m jealous. I need a amazing boyfriend too 😩
by Heheh.34.hi November 23, 2021
Mattis is the best person you can meet. Mattis is very sensitive, always loyal to his friends, moreover he prefers to have few but sincere friends. He is very attached to his family, he loves them very much. In love Mattis is the best lover, he is romantic, cares about others. When he chooses you, he is sure of himself! Meeting a Mattis is a chance and being in a relationship with it is awesome.
- What’s your boyfriend name ?
- Mattis !
- OHH you’re so lucky I’m jealous… I need a amazing and beautiful boyfriend too.
- Mattis !
- OHH you’re so lucky I’m jealous… I need a amazing and beautiful boyfriend too.
by Heheh.34.hi November 23, 2021