Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.
by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Jones December 11, 2010
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Ted: Jill, you know I love you and I've always cared about you.
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*
Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*
Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*
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Get the mexican duck mug.This is when someone is very fat, but just casually roams around with no shirt. This is typically a male of Latino descent when playing video games. To wear a Mexican Shirt is to wear no shirt at all and the only layer of protection is body fat.
Look at Aidan! He's rocking that Mexican Shirt lifestyle while playing Rainbow Six Siege! What a chubby guy!
by Pulsar Plays November 21, 2019
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Get the mexican brunch mug.The outrageously long distance between you and the toilet generally realized after consuming a slippery meal from a local Mexican restaurant.
After that triple cheese, black bean, and shrimp chalupa, my mexican mile ended with a a call to The Home Depot for an emergency steam-cleaner rental.
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Get the Mexican Mile mug.A mexican-american that was never in touch with his mexican heritage, unexpectedly starts listening to mexican music and speaks more spanish.
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