When your woman has a high fever but still takes your load for the team. Her vagina becomes a jizz sizzler.
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A drink, usually a mixture of coffee, prune juice, ginger ale and/or sprite. The mixture is then added to an alcohol, preferably gin.
Supposedly a fiber, low sugar alcoholic beverage with a kick, that lasts all night.
Supposedly a fiber, low sugar alcoholic beverage with a kick, that lasts all night.
Guy one: those suzzies got us so wasted, I couldn’t get off the toilet this morning!
Guy two: Well, you shouldn’t have drank half the batch.
Guy one: that bartender didn’t even have coffee so she used monster instead.
Guy two: bet it tasted like shit.
Guy one: it was okay..ish
Guy two: I bet she didn’t know what a suzzy was.
Guy one: Nahh, it wasn’t the same.
Guy one: what were we drinking last night?
Guy two: Suzzy or Suzzies man, they get your system in check real quick and with out the calories.
Guy one: I can see that!
Guy two: Well, you shouldn’t have drank half the batch.
Guy one: that bartender didn’t even have coffee so she used monster instead.
Guy two: bet it tasted like shit.
Guy one: it was okay..ish
Guy two: I bet she didn’t know what a suzzy was.
Guy one: Nahh, it wasn’t the same.
Guy one: what were we drinking last night?
Guy two: Suzzy or Suzzies man, they get your system in check real quick and with out the calories.
Guy one: I can see that!
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If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.
so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.
so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
John: "I've got some bad news: Peter is dead. He attempted The Big Bang (AKA the Sizzler)
Winston: "What happened?"
John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."
Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"
John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
Winston: "What happened?"
John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."
Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"
John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
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