by Jack A S August 24, 2019
Get the Pilotmug. The thing you were supposed to plan 3 days ago while on a max duty day, rolling into a min rest, followed by another 6 legs.
Oh, you didn’t pack a bunch of that shitty hotel breakfast in your flight bag? Guess your eating a pilots lunch today.
by InvertedAv8r August 7, 2021
Get the Pilots lunchmug. Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.
by indie_ah January 6, 2025
Get the piloteermug. It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.
by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022
Get the Sloppy Pilotmug. A person who licks asses to get free stuff related to their hobby, generally licking asses of popular companies that sell things they like. When they get their free things, they act ungrateful and unappreciating.
by TheWinsteadJamesy May 31, 2014
Get the Team Pilotmug. by egroeG araT January 15, 2014
Get the Piss Pilotmug. An Ultra Low-Cost airline needs the ability to be extremely flexible in their operation. They are very seasonal and only operate on days where most people travel. One of the biggest ways to maximize profits is to operate with as little staff as possible, especially with the highest paid labor groups. Pilots are one of the highest compensated labor group at an airline. In order to keep the compensation Ultra Low-Cost, pilots need to be spread thin or "short staffed". The company will then utilize the pilots greed against them selves by offering more money per assignment, in the form of paying them between 200%-300% extra pay, to drop everything they're doing and rush into work. This strategy makes up for pilot shortage and allows the ULCC to pay them more when they need them, but less when they don't. Additionally,
This defines the Ulta Low-Cost Pilot. A pilot who is willing to take less base pay, less retirement, and less loss of medical security. Simply to have the "possibility" to earn a higher wage of money even if it's inconsistent month to month.
The opposite; is a non Ultra Low-Cost pilot who is able to generate a steady higher guaranteed income month to month and if desired to work more, when opportunity is available still earn up to 200% pay. Basically Ulta Low-Cost pilots were pilots that said things like: "I love flying so much, I'd do it for free". Or, "I'd fly for Food".
This defines the Ulta Low-Cost Pilot. A pilot who is willing to take less base pay, less retirement, and less loss of medical security. Simply to have the "possibility" to earn a higher wage of money even if it's inconsistent month to month.
The opposite; is a non Ultra Low-Cost pilot who is able to generate a steady higher guaranteed income month to month and if desired to work more, when opportunity is available still earn up to 200% pay. Basically Ulta Low-Cost pilots were pilots that said things like: "I love flying so much, I'd do it for free". Or, "I'd fly for Food".
I thought your husband was going to be here? Me too, but he is a Ultra Low-Cost Pilot. He has to volunteer to pick up last second flights to get paid close to what real pilots make.
by CrazyolMaurice September 25, 2023
Get the Ultra low-cost pilotmug.