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Philadelphia

Overall- a nice, interesting, city with a diverse population of people due to an influx of immigration during the late 1800s to 1950s.

It has:
-a terrible public school district
-a dense, beautiful, forest
-a mainly democratic political sway
-a few very nice Universities
People wise, it has:
-a lot of indie young adults who can't afford to live in New York
-a lot of preppy old money types of nordic ancestry cloistered away in little corners of the sudo-suburbs yet to be de-segregated
-a collection of immigrant communities in Center City and Manayunk

-a lot of ultra-religious preachers screaming oddly specific obscenities in Love Park
-a sadly large body of homeless people
-a thriving network of starving artists, musicians, actors, and architects
-and yes, an unfortunate community of assholes a la It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Person A: I live in Philadelphia.
Person B: Where?
Person A: It's a two hour drive from New York?
Person B: Hmm....
Person A: The liberty bell? Independence hall?
Person B: Nope....
Person A: Cheese steak, Cheese steak for God's sake.
Person B: OH!!1!!1 PHILLAAYYY!!1!
by iamadottedline November 12, 2015
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Philadelphia 76ers

One of the saddest organizations in basketball history. Only known for Allen Iverson and Julius Erving.
Philadelphia 76ers- possibly the saddest organization in sports history...besides the browns.
by #bulls4life April 18, 2018
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philadelphia sneaker

by theVoid620 March 30, 2004
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Philadelphia Barn Burner

To have ones pubic region shaved with a straight razor and then shat upon only to have the shat duct taped from the taint to the happy trail after which he is set on fire as a form of revenge.
After noticing that Steve smacked while he ate, Stacy gave him sleeping pills then performed a Philadelphia Barn Burner.
by Dustin King October 21, 2004
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Always Sunny In Philadelphia

THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION, repetitive, horrible humor and you are a complete honky piece of shit if you like the show. Everyone talks too fast and acts exactly the same as each other.
Asshole: Hey, did you see the latest Always Sunny In Philadelphia last night?

Me: NO YOU FUCKING YUPPIE SCUM PEICE OF SHIT, DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE CRASH YOU FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN IT AHHH
by LebronJackson November 28, 2011
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Philadelphia Beauty Mark

The weeping sore of a herpes labialis outbreak located on the upper or lower lip.
I just got over a cold, and now I have a Philadelphia Beauty Mark.
by Celexis January 3, 2017
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Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine off of someone's male sexual organ. Popularized by the TV Show 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'.
'Hey, how did your date with go?' 'Oh yeah, it went amazing! After dinner, we immediately hit it of with a Philadelphian Jockey!'
by EgorGeroev January 1, 2018
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