Bill Gates

Former twink, current GILF

I want to peg 1970s Bill Gates, I need to fuck his sweet nerd ass and hear those cute little twink whimpers

by microsoftdickrider February 15, 2023

ninth gate

The act of sexual intercourse during an eclipse.

Did you guys see the eclipse on Monday? Jenny and I pulled a ninth gate! It's okay, we had protection - we made sure to wear the special glasses!

by princesnoopy August 17, 2017

short on the gate

Used to describe someone who is nearing the end of a prison/jail term, or other long term commitment such as a bad job.

Yo homie, my dawg short on the gate. Don't be gettin his ass in no trouble.

by joesarmy August 23, 2015

gates open

A autocorrect line from Skype. Who really knows what the he’ll it means.

Person A: hell yeah man, it’s gonna be great!!

Person B: Gates open!

Person A: what the fuck did you just say?

by Frostydog11 August 25, 2019

nose-gating

The act of driving slowly in front of someone, often preceded by cutting them up at a junction.

The nose-gater ususally drives at around 24.5 in a 30 zone. This can be due to a number of reasons:excessively new car (worried that air friction may scratch paintwork); old age (can't see, reaction speed gone); kids in car (irrational spawn-protecting behaviour); Micra driver (inexplicable) etc..

The opposite of tail-gating. Especially prevalent when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry.

"Stop nose-gating me, you c***ypie!"

by marlinemcdagger February 05, 2010

Balloon-gate

A scandal w national security implications

Balloon-gate is coming soon.

by Crazy Bernie February 06, 2023

Balloon-gate

Scandal in the making, especially one with national security implications, coming down the pipe at you at full speed.

If America doesn't react appropriately to the Chinese spy balloon hovering over the us in late Jan-early Feb 2023, this may indeed turn into balloon-gate

by Sexydimma February 04, 2023