minnesota street sweeper

The act of using your beard to clean off your lady friends back before ejaculating on it, in effect "sweeping the street"

Bob: Ufda....So you went on a date with my sister last night....
Darrell: Don't worry, I was a total gentleman. I gave her the Minnesota Street Sweeper before I finished don't cha know....

by BeardedAsshole October 11, 2018

ham lake minnesota

fucking farmville

full of karen soccer moms and druggies

“i’m going to ham lake minnesota” “that’s unfortunate”

by ow169459 November 13, 2019

Im from Minnesota

When other people ask why your wearing shorts in 62° weather

Someone who isnt affected by the cold

Bro, why are you wearing shorts in December 😐

Im from Minnesota 🤷 ♂️

by MightyManT May 27, 2020

Minnesota brain freeze

When you get a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

A: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in an ice fishing hut.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

A: Did you hear what happened to steve last night?
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally rottencroch inside an ice fishing hut.

by the greasy pineapple November 17, 2020

minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.

I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.

by stanlenr January 15, 2021

Minnesota Steam Roller

Much like it’s cousin, the Cleveland Steamer, the Minnesota Steam Roller is a sexual act involving two males, where one male defecates on the others chest, then rolls his wiener up and down the turd pile, shoveling and smashing the feces like a Steam roller.

Hey Randy, you are a douche bag, I think we should nickname you The Minnesota Steam Roller.

by The Minnesota Steam Roller August 23, 2022