A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
by Gussington February 28, 2022
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Mark deleted all of his really cool social media posts as soon as he started befriending those frat dudes just because he thought they would criticize him for it, what an image merchant! Never expected that from such a chill guy.
by SSJHamood February 21, 2026
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