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Assed

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verb


1. abbreviation of assassinated.

2. is the targeted murder of a high-profile person
by Hovey January 22, 2009
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ass

adj. boring, shitty, depressing, "bleh"
Life is ass, here in NJ..
by marzbarz August 3, 2007
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Ass

Its a magical thing located on the lower half of the human body. It brings pleasure to men and some women.
by SenpaiPewdiepie January 12, 2015
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Ass

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by BrAinsteave April 3, 2020
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Ass

Noun: (slang) The posterior of a human body, often called the butt or booty. This would be my favorite part of the body if it weren’t for the brain.
Dude 1: For real dawg, dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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by Jai's arch angel April 5, 2019
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Ass

The part on a woman's body that keeps a man from killing himself.
This cruel world is full of suffering and pain. If it wasn't for my girlfriend's ass I'd probably just end it.
by TheEnlightenedOne15 October 11, 2018
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