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Wild Horse

An amazing woman with beautiful hips, that makes a man feel like a wild beast. She is a keeper, but almost impossible to tame and to tie down. She has the tendency to break hearts, but it's only because shes hard too control. She loves with all here heart and restores faith and men once she gone. Biggest sweetheart you will ever find. Most men won't rise to the challenge to get her back while others won't stop in till they lose everything.
Only a real man can tame a wild horse.
That wild horse broke my heart, she was the best ride of my life.
Before I knew it the wild horse was gone.
by Kenneth Read June 8, 2013
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tasty horse

the act of one being tasty enough for a child's mouth, a person who is over excited, or just a very yummy horse.
"Man, Ty Seawright is a tasty horse today!"
by ashley1234567 December 9, 2021
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Get on that horse

To do something that needs to be done. An obvious opportunity that due to stupidity, laziness, or lack of awareness has gone unexploited.
That bangin' chick keeps asking about you. You better get on that horse.

I keep saying I'm going to get in shape but I never do. Time to get on that horse.
by bhffs January 7, 2011
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Pommel Horse

The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.
by Feral Man September 6, 2014
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Titty Horse

A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.

Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.

Etc etc
“Oh don’t mind My coworker over there.. a Titty Horse doing his thing, ya know? all good!”
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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horse doctor

Someone whose solution to a problem is significantly more harmful than the problem itself. Similar to how in veterinary medicine with horses, the solution for a broken leg or ankle is often euthanasia.
Guy 1: “we ran in to a few minor setbacks on the project, but now Ryan wants to cancel the entire thing!”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”
by Telltalehart October 18, 2023
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Jean the horse

An snk (attack on titan) joke for one of the most popular characters, they always make fun of Jean because of his "horse face" and so fans call him Jean the horse.
Person 1: Hey I ship Jean the horse and freckled Jesus!
Person 2: Saaaammmmeee
by JadenLovley97 July 10, 2016
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