Flirting with ~anxiety~

Snapchatting or texting someone you want to hook up with that you are under your weighted blanket so they respond with “I’ve never used one before” and you can tell them to come over.

Me: My weighted blanket is my only method of flirtation...
Anyone: What do you mean???
Me: I’m only used to flirting with ~anxiety~

by rt7821 September 21, 2020

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Flirting

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A way of interaction used to find favor in someone you are attracted to. This usually involves a skillful mixture of flattery and jokes. flirting is best when you do not flatter too much and do not joke too much. reel them in and let It out again. that's how it works. Elevate the other person, then relive the tension and do it again.

Whenever flirting, start with a compliment and ease the tension from the compliment with a joke. If you can get someone to laugh after whatever you tell them then they will accept whatever you have told them. the goal of flirting is to get the other to like you. Have fun!

GUY: "Hey, how are you?"
GIRL: "im doin good"
GUY: "I love your shoes"
GIRL: "aw thanks"
GUY: "personally, I would never wear heels but they look great on you"
GIRL: "hahaha"

(REFER TO CHARISMA ON COMMAND FOR GREAT TIPS)

by Randomchao5 April 7, 2022

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Tip Flirt

The occassion when every person regardless of relationship status may flirt with the cute barman/lady. If you are paying a tip for a drink, you are allowed to flirt, even outrageously.

As a noun:
"Hey Steve, your girlfriend was watching you flirt with the barlady."

"No its cool, it was a tip flirt. Its allowed."

Or as a verb
"Jeez I just had to tip flirt with a complete wanker. Not sure the tip was worth it."

by Madam Merlot October 1, 2009

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