European Tuxedo

Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.

Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"

by Vale Beleren July 30, 2022

Europeans

Absolutely useless humans that bring no value to the world as of the 20th century. Always hating on Americans because they are so far deep in jealousy of the perfect country that they have to hate on others to bring fake happiness to themselves.

Europeans are number 1

by USAKeepsEuropeAlive March 14, 2024

European victory

Backwards victory sign signifying up your ass or nicely fuck you if need.

John:Hey fuck you man
Daniel:*holds up a European victory*

by EuropeWon November 29, 2023

european jigsaw

a term that is used to fool defenses in high school football. Also just an awesome combination of words.

Did you see that European Jigsaw on that last play?

by EuropeanJigsaw October 29, 2015

little european girl

Little European Girl is someone who is the absolute best, caring, abusive, hilarious, and will be your world given the chance to date her. If you date someone by the nickname “Little European Girl” given to her from her grandma then you’ll be set for life. Despite all the nice and sweet things you say to her in person she will stop you from doing so! She will make you laugh till you’re in tears, smack you with her hands until you’re red, and have the most patiences one could ask for.

Me: You’re beautiful.
little european girl : Stop!

by Timmy Newtron April 21, 2018

European cheese burger

A cheese burger that the people from over in that one fucking place eat you know what I mean?

Go eat a European cheese burger fag tard

by Luciepoo March 23, 2022

European Standard Of Beauty

(1) Nazi ideology of blond hair and blue eyed
(2) Fair to pale flowing long straight hair light eyes tall (Especially If They're Nordic) Flawless Spotless Skin

European Standard Of Beauty is so strong in India and South Africa that they bleach their skin and wear contacts

by EmJayee December 11, 2018