crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey
by Chonga December 25, 2021
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Crooked Lake Enema

When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.
Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night
by Anthony Vince September 11, 2023
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