crooked stuff

Thats the stuf Zoroku hates

I hate crooked stuff

by nocake June 15, 2017

Hunter Crook

a oddly tall person with a deep voice that asks to play mc pvp every five seconds

Hunter crook is kinda gay
hunter crook plays mc to much

by Hunter Crook November 25, 2023

crooked dab

it's the gay version of dabbing

daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"

by praisemeimgaysus June 30, 2018

Crook

A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket.

Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.

Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers

Person 1: “You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”

by SlipNip_555 January 28, 2020