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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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Chump Mouth

When you’re eating pizza and it’s so fresh and hot it burns the top of your mouth behind your teeth.
Friend 1: “Ouch the pizza burned me!”
Friend 2: “Dude it gave you total chump mouth”
by DMetty September 30, 2020
mugGet the Chump Mouthmug.

chump

someone (goes by the name of ammon) who is so cool and swag and who is liked by many including i. his only flaw is his lacking in foosball but has potential to become mediocre at it someday.
person #1: wow look at that guy i bet mcdonald’s is the only thing he can afford! but he looks sexy af

person #2: must be a chump!
by golittleswagbaby December 6, 2021
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