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when you're wandering in the woods with your lover and you give him a blow job while perched on a log.

bj + log = blog
"Hey Sarah, what did you do this weekend?"

"Oh man, I was such a hussy. My man and I camped out in the woods and I gave him a blog."
by hangingoutthinkingoffunnywords November 12, 2011
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shit blog post

UD's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your word published.
To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post
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by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017
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Blog

an online presence.

the social media that you dominate.
person 1’s bio: Hi, welcome to my blog

person 2: Oh, so you're most active on this social media!
by ballerina27 June 7, 2020
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Back Blog

To post a weblog entry to an earlier date.
This post is back-blogged from the future.
by TallSkinnyKiwi April 27, 2004
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Blog Brain

When an individual who maintains a blog has too many ideas or too much to share that he/she feels overwhelmed.
After spending a day people watching at the mall, I felt as though I had blog brain with all of the things that I wanted to comment on seeing/hearing.
by AnAsianAngel June 18, 2012
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blog bog

Posts on internet forums and blog sites, which are written by angry, megalomanic trolls and n00bs and are just plain shit to read. Comments which make no sense and gives the blogger an aura of loserism.
That 'Raven' character on the forum is a clueless muppet. From reading his posts it's obvious he a serious case of blog bog.
by Stefanowicz December 30, 2008
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Blog Years

To purposely falsify ones own age, for the express purpose of enticing the opposite sex. Average age reduction is 6-8 years, and this phenomenon is most commonly found on internet dating sites.
Girl 1: Did you see CamaroLover87? I can't believe he's only 28
Girl 2: I saw that guy the other day buying a Toto cd. He's 28 in blog years
by SherktheJerk June 11, 2011
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