"The customers behind George" is an expression used to describe something that sucks, is boring and/or ruins your day.
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Having pity sex with a girl who is over 5’ tall but under 5’6” while her boyfriend is out of town after she told you a long story about how he beats her. Usually performed with waaaayyy too much lube and no where near enough effort from either side. These are typically followed by finding out that she is full of shit and that her boyfriend is actually the nicest guy in the world, volunteers at three different organizations, and works overtime to pay all the bills while his useless bitch stays home and gives him a Gawk Gawk 5000 once every 4 weeks.
Any fun this weekend.

Man, I had a Becky from Behind.

Damn.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
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a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf
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it's the way to respond excusing absolutely everything you do, also known in spanish as "Por atras pica el indio wacho".
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Something your teacher says when you miss a singular day of school
Joey: What did I miss when I was gone?
Teacher: Bill Cosby was our guest speaker and the gay couple started fucking in class
Joey: did someone at least record them having intercourse?
Teacher: oh yeah and also your 16 parallel universes behind
Joey: can I get at least a link to the pornhub vid
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023
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When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.
Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.
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A place where things go down. Usually either blow jobs or smoking
Did you hear Jack got blown behind the bike shed
by ysrdi April 21, 2022
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