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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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Beaner hopping

When a person of Spanish ethnicity crosses the border wall, he or she is also beaner packing by carrying babies in their bags.
No I didn’t say beaner packing, I said beaner hopping
by Dogboi333 May 5, 2018
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faggot beaner

Andrew d'allesandro
by Weewee boy October 4, 2016
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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
mugGet the Coffee Beanermug.

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
mugGet the Coffee Beanermug.

memer beaner

Mainly an obnoxious memer of Hispanic/Latino descent. Never shuts up the fuck up about 'Dank' Facebook memes, unironically screams "Normie", watches an abudant amount of anime to an unhealthy extent and is a loudmouthed cunt. Always repeats the same shitty 5 memes and to no ones surprise, they aren't funny except to other cringe-inducing memer beaners. Zero originality. Frequent post-exodus 4chan user. Cancer incarnate.

Think: Dorky fat guy cliche, but annoying.
IQ below ~95
Paco: BRUH! Look at this DANK MEME COMPILATION!! Holy fuck broooo it's soooo funny.

John: Shut the fuck with your unfunny fucking memes before I deport your fatass back to your garbage third world country. Fucking memer beaners I swear.

Paco: SALLLTYYYY!!!
by Giga Donkey Dick December 2, 2017
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Snow Beaner

a Mexican from the North; a person from the North that acta like a Mexican; AKA Sheila
"Sheila is such a snow beaner"
by Brandon13578 March 18, 2010
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