Dook Muffin

1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.

" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "

by Vendon March 26, 2009

boob muffin

when a woman wears a bra that is too small for her and her boobs poke out of the top.

that woman has some huge boob muffins

by crystal meadows August 26, 2007

fuzz muffin

an endearing term for one's pet cat.

I let the fuzz muffin outside this morning, told her to go catch me a mouse or a bird or basically do something useful. So, she comes back and drops a dead baby bat at my feet. Y'know, a mouse with wings, and she looks at me as if to say: " So, how's THAT?"

by Billiemski Le Wiglud March 1, 2008

ghetto muffin

Loud ass ignant, ghetto mothafuckas that be hella annoying and ratchet. Cause lots drama make unnecessary comments and try to scare white kids.

teacher: There is lots of radiation from the nuclear plant in japan it could cause a number of things like mutations and-
Ghetto muffin: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA JAPS DUH NUH NUH NUH NAH NUH NAAAAAAHHH!!!
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Ghetto muffin: AY AINT DA HOLOCAUST WHEN ALL DEM JEWS WENT CAMPIN!!!

by DarthBooty November 24, 2011

dick muffin

a profoundly idiotic asshole with a small muffin penis

dude my dick muffin boss gave some old fag bag my job

by giggletits69 June 16, 2011

Snuggle Muffin

Someone who is extremely snuggable and loves to snuggle. Snuggle Muffins often enjoy snuggling up to Snuggle Heads and falling asleep. A fluffy muffin to aid snugglement.

Snuggle Muffins love Snuggle Heads.

I am desperate for snuggles, where is my Snuggle Muffin!?

by Uncle GiGi January 9, 2009

Numpty Muffin

A term used to hate on French people and walk all over them we all hate you BaldBoyHalo

You’re such a numpty muffing A6d

by Skepeen September 12, 2019