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The Voice of the Valley

A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living within a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.
"Oh snap, our mailbox just exploded from the 10 Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"
by VotVsuckslolrofl September 30, 2004
mugGet the The Voice of the Valleymug.

Juniata Valley

Middle of nowhere school with a bunch of hillbilly’s that smoke nic and a bunch of whores who are ran through
I went to juniata valley last year and i saw a bunch of whore
by i’m homelesssss September 19, 2021
mugGet the Juniata Valleymug.

Valley girl

Aye them valley girls is bitches, they cant fuckk with the lake town funk
by Guero tenfo February 3, 2020
mugGet the Valley girlmug.

the unfunny valley

the moment in which the comedy of the scene becomes so unfunny that it warps back around to being funny.
“that skit was so torturously a dud… that it made me laugh. it entered the unfunny valley…”
by shamrocksunglasses November 23, 2021
mugGet the the unfunny valleymug.

valley plaza

A place in bakersfield where everyone goes because there's nowhere else to go and nothing to do.
I heard valley plaza was gonna be kicking...what else is there to do.
by JessCsk8er October 9, 2016
mugGet the valley plazamug.

Maple valley

A place where everyone are stuck up bitches likes to shit talk . Tahoma is full of hoes and tries put people down people like to judge you for what you do . Maplevalley is a place where kids try and act cool by doing drugs and over dosing and going to party’s getting blacked out drunk .
by 420fuckitup October 16, 2018
mugGet the Maple valleymug.

Joel Valley

A period of unresponsiveness by a close friend to myriad questions and talking prompts often followed by prolific response to a randomly selected collection of said questions and prompts.
"I haven't heard from Derek in ages - I'm bracing for the stream of thoughts on the other side of the Joel Valley."
by The Mödling Watchman February 4, 2021
mugGet the Joel Valleymug.

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