A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.
2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017
Get the herpes pilotmug. by Sf Jonathan May 1, 2020
Get the Twenty one pilotsmug. A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!
Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!
Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!
Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!
Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.
Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!
Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!
Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.
Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
by boeing737229 December 25, 2019
Get the The pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!mug. When someone takes a photo of any air worthy vehicle with a backdrop that would be spectacular to an average aviation illitterate person.
Pilot Porn: Hey man... I have to tell you that that photo you took of your Corvalis over the grand canyon gave me a partial: Pilot Porn.
by skyeblu June 30, 2014
Get the Pilot Pornmug. The name of a song by the band My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin about crushing on a girl. It’s gay (obviously) and not about anyone in particular.
Could be used as a term of endearment or as a way to ask someone out:
Person A: Will you be my piloteer?
Person B: That’s so sweet! Of course.
Person A: Will you be my piloteer?
Person B: That’s so sweet! Of course.
by veryhotperson1029 November 16, 2023
Get the piloteermug. "We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"
"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."
"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."
by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021
Get the Pilot Excusesmug. "Damn, that bitch is on auto-pilot"
by AncientAlien69 July 25, 2019
Get the Auto-pilotmug.